Let's be happy...

boydykedevo:

boydykedevo:

hate bluetooth headphones that talk. you are a machine you may NOT speak to me

when headphones beep sadly because their battery is low: oh you poor thing :( let me plug you in :(

when headphones say “battery low” in a human voice: Who Are You Stop Interrupting My Music

mysharona1987:

As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.

egberts:

identifying cars in posts could very well be lying but how would we know? only the chosen one can identify cars

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onewonrun:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

unclefather:

littlemisspipebomb:

the-rattking:

officialfist:

greelin:

in my documence. straight up “writing it”. and by “it”, haha, let’s justr say. Words certainly

saywhat-politics: